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May 16th, 2012

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April 12th, 2012

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as a journalist i must respond to santorum dropping out of the race in an objective, rational manner befitting my station.





okay enough of that. here's my response as a human being.



January 15th, 2012

THE BACKLOG

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Bastion
Binding of Isaac
Bionic Commando Rearmed 2
Braid
Breath of Death VII
Brink
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Chantelise
Chronicles of a Dark Lord Episode 1
Chronicles of Riddick
Company of Heroes
Costume Quest
Chtulhu Saves the World
Dead Space: Extraction
Dragon Age: Origins
Elder Scrolls 1 through 5
Evil Genius
Fable 1 through 3
Fallout New Vegas DLC
Final Fantasy 13
Jade Empire
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords through Skyward Sword (8 games in all)
Madworld
Mafia 1 and 2
Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops, Peace Walker, 4
Orcs Must Die!
Portal 2 Co-op
Project Snowblind
Psychonauts
Resistance 1
Super Meat Boy
Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 1 and 2
Watchmen: The End is Nigh

there's actually more that i haven't included for various reasons

i've got my work cut out for me it seems

December 24th, 2011

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-I- FIST OF SANTA -I-

December 9th, 2011

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LATEST 1c Ukraine’s Sergey Galenkin has blogged about the closure of GSC. He states: “GSC is closed, a fact confirmed by all. The team is almost completely dissolved, the state has only a few people.” Galenkin blames the cost of developing a PC only shooter for a European audience, and a failed console publishing deal, for the collapse of the developer.


i... i have no words. no words whatsoever. only pictures. they will express my feelings as best as possible.







November 18th, 2011

October 18th, 2011



Russian Circles - Geneva


perhaps one of the heaviest instrumental albums i've ever heard. for those who care, the first song, "fathom," plays in dead space 2's ending credits.

sample

October 3rd, 2011

if you're going to take a logical gymnastics class you could at least take a remedial adulthood class too.

October 1st, 2011

truth be told i'm tired of you.

you're not someone i know anymore, and you haven't been for some time. a good 4 years or so. what's more, you're not someone i really want to know anymore, and you kind of haven't been since you got world of warcraft. i'm not saying it's WoW's fault, though i've lost a lot of good friends who no longer talk to me because i'm not behind some poorly-modeled elf or whatever. you changed; i've recognized that for a while now, and i just haven't really had the guts to unfriend you. this last thing was enough to push me over the edge. the only reason you unfriended me first was 'cuz my internet's been out.

every time we talk it's an argument, usually over something fucking stupid. so why talk? i think you've gotten boring; your entire LJ can basically be summed up as "i'm angry about video games/life/work/family, except when i'm not." i suppose i'm guilty of the same thing, but other than wanting to punch my ISP, several members of TTLG, and michele bachmann in the face i'm not really angry like i used to be. things are going better for me. i've got a job, however temporary it may be, and i finally graduated. i hope things go better for you, too, and soon.

i have to get ready for work; i'm going to be late as it is, typing this up 'cuz i fear my internet'll die again while i'm out. point is, i kind of hate you, and i hate that i hate you. it makes me feel bad, because you used to be one of my best friends, and now you're someone else. so yeah, this friendship is over, and it's been over for quite some time. i guess now's the time to admit it.

bye.

August 23rd, 2011

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dethtolldotmid: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMG;AP0ERHASPDGJASDLJKF
LunaJane33: ????
LunaJane33: What? What happened?
dethtolldotmid: Aug 23, 2011 2:36 AM
Arrived at FedEx location
INDEPENDENCE, KY
LunaJane33: . . . uh oh
dethtolldotmid: AWAOPGERAGAR4GH4-T
LunaJane33: Hope no one ain't usin' it for a still!
dethtolldotmid: IT'S ALMAOGTSGYAOGEHGYAE0T
dethtolldotmid: AOUAMG AUGO0A CIANT AHNDLE
dethtolldotmid: EPFRA
LunaJane33: BREATHE JOEY
LunaJane33: BREEEEEATHE
LunaJane33: Jesus, I can practically feel the vibrations from your epileptic seizure through the screen!
dethtolldotmid: AWPEFOGAO
dethtolldotmid: WAIT
dethtolldotmid: WAIT
LunaJane33: huh
LunaJane33: ?
dethtolldotmid: IF ITS IN INDEPENDENCE
dethtolldotmid: THAT MEANS
dethtolldotmid: IT COULD BE HERE WEDNESDAY VAUR0GHAODGPAG
LunaJane33: oh jesus not again
LunaJane33: *gets out the epi-pen and adrenaline*
LunaJane33: Here, bite this so you don't swallow your tongue
dethtolldotmid: HA HA HA HA HA DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I NEED ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW
LunaJane33: . . . you will if you manage to stop your own HEART!
dethtolldotmid: ... POINT TAKEN
dethtolldotmid: .... APEPGAOGR0ARGKLRGA
LunaJane33: Thank you, now back to your seizing. :)

LunaJane33: Tonight's goal is to complete a draft of my intro letter to Lise at Consortium Publishing.
LunaJane33: Dear White Heartland Jesus, please keep me from making an ass of myself and fucking up the second publishing pitch in a row. Amen and Praise Reagan.
dethtolldotmid: gooooooood luck!!
LunaJane33: Thank you. And good luck with your computer!
LunaJane33: Think it might make it in tomorrow? ;)
dethtolldotmid: CANATF UCVKGINGH AHDNELE
dethtolldotmid: FVUFKC YOU AIN ENED IT TTO LIVE
LunaJane33: ahhhhh, the best things in life ARE free. :)

August 21st, 2011

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dethtolldotmid: come onnnn fedex
dethtolldotmid: Aug 20, 2011 6:20 AM
Departed FedEx location
SACRAMENTO, CA
dethtolldotmid: nothing since :(((((((((((((((
dethtolldotmid: ... > refresh
dethtolldotmid: dammit!
syn010110: lol
syn010110: it probably won't show a status update until monday
dethtolldotmid: WELL SHIT :(
dethtolldotmid: ... > refresh
syn010110: it's just going to hurt more if you keep staring at it =P
dethtolldotmid: I NEED IT TO LIVE

later, on steam:

dethro toll refreshes fedex
synaesthetic: lol
synaesthetic: you're just making it worse!
dethro toll: come onnnnnnnn :(
synaesthetic: It's not going to go faster just because you refresh the tracking info.
dethro toll: SAYS WHO
synaesthetic: ... says reality?
dethro toll: I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE TRUCK IS *RIGHT THIS INSTANT*
synaesthetic: well, you know where it isn't right this instant.
synaesthetic: :D
dethro toll: FUCK YOU I NEED IT TO LIVE :(

LunaJane33: See this is why we need a tracking collar for their truck driver, equipped with a detonator hooked up to your thumb. ;)
dethtolldotmid: I APPROVE OF THIS NOTION
LunaJane33: You'd be all like *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom*, in under five minutes though, you know. ;)

July 12th, 2011

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dethtolldotmid: HOLY GOD THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE SEEN IN 3 DAYS
dethtolldotmid: here
NecroVMX: uh oh
NecroVMX: *straps on ze goggles*
dethtolldotmid: http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo84/Enne-chan/Final%20Fantasy/Solo/1236481460436.jpg
NecroVMX: ze goggles
NecroVMX: zey do nothing!
NecroVMX: wtf is that zidane licking his own tail?
dethtolldotmid: yes
dethtolldotmid: sexually
NecroVMX: i hate all life

June 28th, 2011

invent your own video game soundtrack

guidelines: title theme, up to 10 level themes, up to 5 cutscene themes, boss theme, final boss theme, final final boss theme (optional), credits

the only thing prohibited is music from a game that already exists, exceptions being music licensed for a game or from like a band that wrote like one song special for the game- so no megaman music, but the afterlife club music from mass effect 2 or "landmass" which future sound of london did for wipeout xl are okay

Title theme: Blue lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p04cDq4X2Vg

Opening cutscene: A nightmare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6893NTGlbQ

Chapter 1: The murder scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga4UFEs8ibg

Chapter 2: Investigation - Hitting the streets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngEivYxRKBM

Cutscene: Clues and riddles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SeG0AlxRkI

Chapter 3: Leaving the city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0i7hRUoD_c

Chapter 4: Seaside fishing town - there's always a woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHh3TBlu2i4

Chapter 5: Return to the city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXRunPTRp8

Chapter 6: The second murder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W59FzOwYIs

Cutscene: Another clue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNHA2Ru7t1M

Chapter 7: Tracking a killer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozzGdPGHX1c

Chapter 8: The killer's lair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT50H-yTOmA

Boss theme: Terror
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHqA2bsiw8

Cutscene: The last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEhBztupdaA

Chapter 9: Things get worse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tXEtjiiXY

Chapter 10: The chase
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiJTbiYpaj4

Final boss: Showdown on the abandoned highway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUUiK2InLEc

Final scene: Nobody wins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa6vF_Gx3Z4

Ending credits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRV255s5Utg

June 21st, 2011

for immediate consumption:

legend of zelda: majora's mask (in progress)
LA noire (in progress but on hold- will continue after getting final DLC, which comes out tomorrow)

i plan to switch off on these two until one or the other is finished (LA noire more likely)

beyond that, i currently have every zelda game up to and including twilight princess (gamecube version) with phantom hourglass on the way (thank you amazon gift card)

yes yes i know some zelda fans are going to get all poopsy on me about some of the zelda games, but i've made it my goal to play through them all (not counting re-releases/remakes- whether it's emulation or a physical copy, it's first editions all the way, baby)

other than the zelda series, i also have to go through...

metroid prime trilogy- hopefully metroid prime 2 will suck less on the wii
metroid other M- shut up i have to judge for myself, and i only spent $20

i'm debating on whether to couch these in a straight up marathon that includes the older games (as if i needed a reason to play super metroid again)

FEAR marathon- FEAR 3 comes out tomorrow and i've already installed the first two games; once i finish LA noire this will probably be what i switch off with zelda with

bioshock 2: minerva's den: on backburner; i don't want to uninstall because getting the DLC was a raging pain in the ass, but it was an unfortunate victim of coming out the day i got a ps3

deus ex marathon (read: human revolution and DX1): human revolution in august for sure- that's the game i've been waiting all year for; DX1, not sure if i'm jumping right into that or waiting for fall

speaking of deus ex, another runthrough of vampire: bloodlines sounds just lovely and i've been putting it off for too long

fallout 2: need to do this sometime before the end of the year, so i can get started on new!fallout starting next year; i'm so glad i cut fallout tactics from the roster

final fantasy XIII: yes i bought this motherfuckers

final fantasy VII: debating on when to play this

afraid of monsters: will probably do this for halloween alongside bloodlines, if i don't do thief or something

batman: arkham city: i guess i gotta ask for SOMETHING for christmas

more long-term prospects

metal gear solid marathon: waiting on that HD collection to come out

duke nukem forever: waaaaaay on the backburner, it's not a bad game but why would i play it when i have so many other, better games to play instead?

stalker: shadow of chernobyl/call of pripyat: backburnered following the failure of clear sky, not sure when i'll get around to these

thief marathon: may or may not do this, if i do it'll start in september, if i don't, i'll probably wait until january or maybe just wait around 'til september 2012

mass effect marathon: trying to decide whether to take my current character into ME3 or start fresh

fallout 3 and fallout new vegas: next year, and certainly not next to each other

June 19th, 2011

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i just had the best graduation party ever

orchidwings and her husband drove all the way out here from the internet to visit and we watched scott pilgrim (which still rules) which i got as a gift and tomorrow we're going to lunch

also, i'm rich

tuesday: i buy a wii! and also FEAR 3 apparently

June 12th, 2011

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so apparently as of yesterday i'm a journalist

June 6th, 2011

in which i am not subtle

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beating the 10 minute mark on the zombie mode in scott pilgrim on my first try with the ps3 version makes me wish amusesme had finished that scott4dead picture, i was gonna use it as part of my LJ layout

May 31st, 2011

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so i bought a ps3

i'm tempted to re-buy scott pilgrim on it (i have the 360 version) just so i can put off buying a new 360 controller and i have a d-pad that won't suck many dicks

May 9th, 2011

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