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[09 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.17:20:21
Quite how the Combine figured out how to corral a stream of
superheated plasma from geosynchronous orbit down to ground level
remains a mystery to me, as is their need for such a supply of
power to this pathetic little island.
But enough sight-seeing. Get underground, and we'll find out what
they're doing down there.
***END MESSAGE***
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[08 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.17:12:45
These problematic force fields are still most definitely up, but
it looks like you've opened the surface doors for the orbital power
downlink shaft instead.
I suppose that still solves our problem, assuming there's some
kind of maintenance access inside. Get back up there and have a look,
just try not to get yourself killed while you're at it...
***END MESSAGE***
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aaaaaaaghghghgal;sfdjl the ending of HL2 episode 2 is just all the crueler knowing the next HL game isn't due 'til next year
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[07 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.17:08:12
Violence is certainly one of your stronger points, that was nasty.
I'll try to help more next time.
Your security pass is both revoked and insufficient for the
force fields blocking your access, so try to find a security
station of some kind.
Besides, that dead headcrab looks a bit ... unusual. I'm not sure
what else you can expect down there, so take care.
***END MESSAGE***
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[06 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.16:47:23
Well, I guess it was worth a try. How was I supposed to know
there'd be a heavily armed outpost the other side of the
island?
Oh wait, it was on the satellite photos.
Never mind. Have fun!
***END MESSAGE***
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[05 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.16:42:18
You've survived this far, so I may as well introduce myself.
I am your Athena, you are my bastard Perseus, and our Medusa for
today is this island; our aim is to infiltrate, reveal, destroy.
Got that?
***END MESSAGE***
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[04 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.16:37:35
Do you WANT your flesh stripped from your bones, fool? I
strongly suggest you stay out of the water, unless you
have an overwhelming desire to be consumed by countless
razor-toothed alien leeches...
***END MESSAGE***
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[04 Feb 2010|07:53am] |
episode 1.
episode 1.
episode ONE.
EPISODE one.
EPISODE.
ONE.
EPISODE.
EPISODE.
what the motherfucking pigraping shitcocked dickfisting bitch shit bitch that fucked the shit out the slumbitch dickslut bitch assballs stumpfucked shitwallow spermburping hafsldkajfdl;akjf FUCK
COCK
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[03 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
***INCOMING MESSAGE*** 2009-10-15.16:37:01
Get up on the beach, turn right and RUN!
That imbecile of a subverted Combine pilot dropped you
precisely where he thought he'd be safe - so much for
our stealthy entrance.
Circle round the island, and you may find a safer route.
***END MESSAGE***
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[02 Feb 2010|12:00pm] |
The true method of knowledge is experiment. So, strapped to
the underside of a stolen Combine helicopter, you're part of
my latest scientific investigation.
Objective: To infiltrate and observe this peculiar little island
a few miles off shore, its heart burrowed out by our ever-loving
benefactors...
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[01 Feb 2010|04:35pm] |
seems that my CD burner has decided it no longer wishes to burn CDs and is now a simple CD/DVD player.
COCK
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[28 Jan 2010|03:32pm] |
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aahhhhh oh god why haven't you bought arcanum yet
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[28 Jan 2010|02:35pm] |
oh my god arcanum is $6 on gog.com there is no reason for you to not buy this game right the fuck now and that includes already owning it
i'm sorry but foppish elves in tophats in a victorian!steampunk world? what the fuck GO BUY IT
just don't ask about the sheep
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