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Created on 2001-05-17 21:36:19 (#139059), last updated 2009-07-15
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| Name: | dethro toll |
|---|---|
| Location: | Cincinnati, Ohio, United States |
i'm a college student. i'm studying journalism. i've made it my life's goal to destroy corporate lobbying. beyond that i'm pretty shiftless.
if you got here from /b/, you're not a person, GTFO.
i don't care what your position is, or even if i agree with you, if you have to hold up a sign to get your point across you are dumb.
if you are not stupid you may add me. if you are stupid but add me anyway, i will not add you back. mr. t may have pity for fools, but i have neither pity nor patience. if your LJ is either too extremist politically, i won't add you, and if your LJ is loaded with 53425352 memes per day, i won't add you either. don't try to start shit with me: my opinions are my own. if you don't like it, fine. you have a right to disagree. you don't have a right to try to piss on me because my opinion offends you.
with that said, i just know there are people out there who just want to flame me. well go ahead and DO it already. anonymous comments are disabled as of 2/24/05, because this is not /b/ and anonymous is not welcome here. need to wiggle your internet penis? then be a man and log the fuck in.
with the rules out of the way, here's some advice.
first off, a very special thanks to
wadewilson for the best LJ entry ever: internet drama and you.
secondly...
"Welcome to the Internet" from AaroninJapan.com
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "niger woods", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.
5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.
6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.
7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.
8 ) Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".
9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".
10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.
11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning.
12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.
13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.
14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.
15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.
16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.
17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.
18 ) If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.
and most importantly of all:
19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.
Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them.
After all this, if you're still pissed off, angry, annoyed, or generally disgusted with the attitude of this, I have one final piece of wisdom for you:
We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
Thank you.
average people never benefit from government and business on a scale they can't even understand.
crush the stupid. burn the weak.
you word murder your children.
"if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away... but if you've made your peace, the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth..." ~jacob's ladder
"i'm the bad guy...? how did that happen? i did everything they told me to..." ~falling down
"all through life i've been searching for myself, trying to carve my own niche but falling in everyone else's ruts. i could never understand people because i was too wrapped up in trying to understand myself, and then i got shot in the head. in death, i still may not have found out exactly who i am, but all i know is, here i am. we all die alone, and no matter what happens or how it all turns out, we just have to accept that... because everyone we know dies alone too." ~road waffles
the one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. ~invisible monsters
a war is coming, i've seen it in my dreams. fire sweeping the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. retaliation.
-F.E.A.R.
it's getting late
i'm getting old
and every night i just sleep, we never talk
and every night, i look in the sky
and i pray to god they'll hear me...
"What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me, into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly, because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better. Because if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way, knowing very little, and getting that little fragment wrong too."
anybody who has the capability to get himself elected president should by no means be allowed to do the job.
noir noir noir, noir BLANC!
צדק--אין ערבים, אין פיגועים


alien plushies are love.


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KiyotakeMusashi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Stealth CPS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! WTF
if you got here from /b/, you're not a person, GTFO.
i don't care what your position is, or even if i agree with you, if you have to hold up a sign to get your point across you are dumb.
if you are not stupid you may add me. if you are stupid but add me anyway, i will not add you back. mr. t may have pity for fools, but i have neither pity nor patience. if your LJ is either too extremist politically, i won't add you, and if your LJ is loaded with 53425352 memes per day, i won't add you either. don't try to start shit with me: my opinions are my own. if you don't like it, fine. you have a right to disagree. you don't have a right to try to piss on me because my opinion offends you.
with that said, i just know there are people out there who just want to flame me. well go ahead and DO it already. anonymous comments are disabled as of 2/24/05, because this is not /b/ and anonymous is not welcome here. need to wiggle your internet penis? then be a man and log the fuck in.
with the rules out of the way, here's some advice.
first off, a very special thanks to
secondly...
"Welcome to the Internet" from AaroninJapan.com
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "niger woods", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.
5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.
6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.
7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.
8 ) Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".
9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".
10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.
11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning.
12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.
13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.
14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.
15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.
16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.
17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.
18 ) If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.
and most importantly of all:
19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.
Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them.
After all this, if you're still pissed off, angry, annoyed, or generally disgusted with the attitude of this, I have one final piece of wisdom for you:
We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
Thank you.
average people never benefit from government and business on a scale they can't even understand.
crush the stupid. burn the weak.
you word murder your children.
"if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away... but if you've made your peace, the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth..." ~jacob's ladder
"i'm the bad guy...? how did that happen? i did everything they told me to..." ~falling down
"all through life i've been searching for myself, trying to carve my own niche but falling in everyone else's ruts. i could never understand people because i was too wrapped up in trying to understand myself, and then i got shot in the head. in death, i still may not have found out exactly who i am, but all i know is, here i am. we all die alone, and no matter what happens or how it all turns out, we just have to accept that... because everyone we know dies alone too." ~road waffles
the one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. ~invisible monsters
a war is coming, i've seen it in my dreams. fire sweeping the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. retaliation.
-F.E.A.R.
it's getting late
i'm getting old
and every night i just sleep, we never talk
and every night, i look in the sky
and i pray to god they'll hear me...
"What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me, into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly, because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better. Because if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way, knowing very little, and getting that little fragment wrong too."
anybody who has the capability to get himself elected president should by no means be allowed to do the job.
noir noir noir, noir BLANC!
צדק--אין ערבים, אין פיגועים
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Soan Sabishi: ::joins in too and even points:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
teh foxjane: BAHAHAHAHAHA
SomaticSoliloquy: HAHAHAHA
Iggy The Reaper: ......
Iggy The Reaper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hellfire99X: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WarriorsGoddess0: HAHAHAHAAA!
KiyotakeMusashi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Stealth CPS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! WTF
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St. Rita School for the Deaf - Cincinnati, OH (1991 - 2001)Finneytown High School - Cincinnati, OH (1996 - 1997)
Scarlet Oaks Joint Vocational School - Cincinnati, OH (1999 - 2003)
Cincinnati State Technical and Community College - Cincinnati, OH (2003 - 2006)
University of Cincinnati: Raymond Walters College - Blue Ash, OH (2006 - 2007)
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